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TC-17
Contributed by
Rxqueen
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Saturday, 16th October 2004 @ 11:53:26 PM in AEST
Topic:
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I saw a boy when waitressing at a Friendlys Restraunt chain
Hey, I thought, aint got nothing to lose only to gain
so I slipped him my number with his check
even though after a day of work I looked a wreck
to my suprise he called and asked for a date
what a wonderful twist of my usually bad fate!!!
he asked if on friday night I could Pick HIM up from work?!
God, I thought, this guy must be a jerk...
but let me tell you he was such a hottie...
and oooh what a delicious body...
On our date we went, with nothing planned to do
I asked what was going on, he said it's up to you
so like always on a fun friday night
I like to go out drinking till day light
we stopped at the liquor store for some alchohol
but this guy had no money at all!
wow, I thought sarcastically, what a treat
he was really sweeping me off my feet...
I said I'll give you the cash just go run inside
"Crap, I forgot my ID" he cried..
I quickly bit my toungue and got out
he was still gorgeous no need to pout
then we went to my girls house to drink
and this is where my things really started to stink
Let me just tell you i make my drinks strong
and most guys find with that nothing wrong
so i made him a vodka with a shot of coke
and hunny i'm tellin you no joke
the next thing me and my girl knew
in the bathroom he ran to spew
one of my drinks got this guy drunk!
Wow, I thought, what a punk!
But even my girl said with a smile
he's so cute give it a while.
So he said he was feeling slightly sick
"please take me home, not trying to be a prick"
the next time we went to hang out
he asked me and my girl to his house
"along the way can you stop and get some liquor?"
he said that way it would be much quicker
we arived looking hot with bottles in hand
this night should be really grand
I looked my absolute best
and man, he was also sexily dressed
so after a few drinks and shots
me and this boy started to get "hot"
he asked me with a grin to go up stairs
and soon we were out of our underwear
but then the most discombobulated love was made
it was so sloppy like i was back in eight grade!
He was really starting to be a bore
but wait, a knock knock knock on the door
"TC what was that noise?
I thought you were dwnstairs with the boys"
Oh no I knew it, it had to be
this boy already had a girly!
"Quick," he said "in the closet, HIDE!"
I jumped in right as the girly came inside
out of the cracked door did i peer
and oh god what a horrible scare!
this was no young hot female
it was an old lady haggered and pale!
This guy still lived with his mom and dad
ok, I reasured my self, that's no too bad...
but then she said "hun, time for every one to leave"
wow, how controlling, I couldn't believe...
"and besides you know it's a school night"
and with that I gasped out loud in fright!
she opened the door to see me there
completely and utterly in the bare!!!
"Oh my god Tc, Who the heck is she?!"
screaming as she threw my clothes at me
"She is too old to be up in here!
and what's that smell, have you been drinking beer?!"
She looked at my like with disgust on her face
this night is turning into a total disgrace...
"my boy just turned 17 a couple days ago!"
Oh my god! Holy crap! It was definately time to go!
I ran down stair in such a hury
as his mom chased after in a fury
I grabbed my girl I was shaking and pale
"hurry" I said, "or I'm going to jail!!!!!"
Copyright ©
Rxqueen
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2004-10-16 23:53:26]
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Re: TC-17
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by UnlovedChild on
Sunday, 17th October 2004 @ 12:07:58 AM AEST
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Oh my gosh!!! Lol ... you pulled me in so that I couldn't stop reading and my eyes starting watering. I've heard this happen before but wow he must have looked good! lol good job
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Re: TC-17
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by Former_Member on
Sunday, 17th October 2004 @ 01:07:47 AM AEST
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| great job! and its so cool you turned your story into a poem. i thought that was cool. it was an awesome poem. but i am sry that ended up happening to you. |
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Re: TC-17
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by Former_Member on
Monday, 25th October 2004 @ 01:59:22 AM AEST
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| LMAO! Okay, this was good |
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Re: TC-17
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by Aquaelius on
Tuesday, 16th November 2004 @ 07:49:49 AM AEST
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Oh, oh oh... let me tell you!!! I mean this hasn't happened to me with a boy, but with a girl... oh yeah. I truly bow down to you on this one, i believe you captured the tradjety, (is that how you spell it?), and the great humor of it all.... definitely an award winning drunken story for all the friends to hear.
And let me tell you... lucky him, I was never so blessed as a kid. Anyway, good write... good good, very good write.
Aq. |
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