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One Orange Crumb
Contributed by
MickeyPigKnuckles
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Friday, 22nd October 2004 @ 06:17:35 PM in AEST
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Just to see you smile
Smiling Yet????
NO
Ok just take a look below
NOW YOU'RE SMILING!!!!!!!!!!!!
SultryRose's Signatures
" One Orange Crumb "
It seems I am the only one to really care
I know I sat them on the table next to my chair
I scanned the room, and looked under the rugs
No sight of them, but lots of dead bugs
For an empty bag I looked in the trash
All I found there were empty cans of corned beef hash
I searched throughout the house, the highs and lows
How could I have lost my bag of cheetos
Now, all through the house, I madly raced
My playful dogs followed me and chased
I have to find them, I kept saying to myself
I looked everywhere, including every shelf
My nose knows their tasty scent always lingers
Now I must check, my families fingers
My cute little niece was licking her hand
I found my culprit, now I am feeling real grand
I grabbed her up by her arm
Produce my cheetos and Ill do you no harm
She said she left the bag on my bed
I released my grip and off I sped
I jumped on the bed, happy as a sprite
I quickly learned, something was not right
I looked inside, and felt really dumb
There was nothing left, but One Orange Crumb
No energy left, feeling bad, and kind of low
I did not get to eat, one single cheeto!!!!!
By James L. McHenry
Copyright 2004 James L. McHenry
Copyright 2004 By Mickey Pig Knuckles
2004 Mickey Pig Knuckles (All rights reserved)
Copyright 2004 Heartfelt TM
Copyright ©
MickeyPigKnuckles
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Re: One Orange Crumb
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by Dusty on
Friday, 22nd October 2004 @ 06:21:44 PM AEST
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ROTFL!!!!What more can I say?
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Re: One Orange Crumb
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by Essentially9 on
Friday, 22nd October 2004 @ 07:25:07 PM AEST
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| =] the hot fries are better. |
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Re: One Orange Crumb
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by macmcgovern on
Friday, 22nd October 2004 @ 10:57:03 PM AEST
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This will produce a good laugh whenever its read. Send this to Frito Lay, they need a good laugh. Thanks for sharing, I throughly enjoyed.
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Re: One Orange Crumb
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by sweetangeluk on
Saturday, 23rd October 2004 @ 11:34:42 AM AEST
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Lol brilliant loved it.
Hide them next time. Better still buy loads then there will be enough to go round
Lov eSweetangelukxxxx |
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Re: One Orange Crumb
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by Cindy359 on
Saturday, 2nd October 2010 @ 05:13:04 PM AEST
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OK OK ...I loved the intro, very funny and it did make me smile..ok.
For the rest of words well I could almost see you looking for those cheeto's running through the house.. I give you 2 thumbs up..Please don't stop writting here we need this...thanks. |
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