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Johnny Exudes
Contributed by
MickeyPigKnuckles
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Saturday, 30th October 2004 @ 12:40:06 AM in AEST
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Prof Groucho
Cuddle 101
Advanced Studies
" Johnny Exudes "
Young Johnny was cool, funny, and smart
His only problem is that he farts
He just wanted to fit in with the crowd
But he was always ripping them out loud
He sat all alone at home one Friday night
Ripping them loose and squeezing some tight
Over the weekend, he mastered his new musical skill
On Monday, he waited for the classroom to fill
Suddenly the symphony started to blast
The students were amazed at how long it did last
The only bad thing is the smell that Johnny Exudes
The ugly aftermath of consuming different foods
He was very happy, yet filled with gloom
The aroma had totally cleared the room
Because of the awful stench that came from his rear
His friends now will not even come near
Johnny worked so hard to put on this show
He just wanted to be accepted, you know
This here poem is great words of poetic art
About Johnny, who now no longer farts!!!!!
James L. McHenry
Copyright 2004 By James L. McHenry
Copyright 2004 By Mickey Pig Knuckles
Copyright 2004 Mickey Pig Knuckles (All rights reserved)
Copyright 2004 HeartFelt TM
Copyright ©
MickeyPigKnuckles
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Re: Johnny Exudes
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by Kindredblood_dragon on
Saturday, 30th October 2004 @ 12:48:56 AM AEST
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Lol reminded me of a song called Mic the master farter lol, awesome write, with a cool moral if ya gona fart, keep the tune but lose the aroma, heh, though good for getting ridding of unwanted people heh.
Awesome really need a luagh today thanks. |
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Re: Johnny Exudes
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by blowfish_jane on
Saturday, 30th October 2004 @ 12:53:42 AM AEST
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LMAO good poem.
Hugs,
Jane x |
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Re: Johnny Exudes
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by emystar on
Saturday, 30th October 2004 @ 12:57:32 AM AEST
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Cute but my God, the stench.
luv, huggs, smiles,
emy |
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Re: Johnny Exudes
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by Jenni_K on
Saturday, 30th October 2004 @ 01:03:43 AM AEST
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LMAO!! How could we NOT laugh!!!!
You are the king of humor!!!
Jenni |
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Re: Johnny Exudes
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by THORN on
Saturday, 30th October 2004 @ 05:47:03 AM AEST
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You've done well, very well :)
To be bring a smile on my face is almost impossible, I'm not a big fan of humorous poetry...
You've gone far to produce this =)
Cheers,
-Raye |
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