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Want Ad Date
Contributed by
mysticpoet
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Monday, 1st November 2004 @ 03:15:49 PM in AEST
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I answered a want ad to find my perrrrrft date,
But He wasn't what I expected and He was two hours late!!!!!!!
His ad said he was rich and looked like a movie star,
I know he stretched the truth-Just a little bit too far!!
He had no hair and his teeth were gone,
He sure wasn't the man in my favorite love song.
He wasn't what I expected, nt who I thought He'd be,
But, I went out with him anyway cause I just had to see....
But the wreck in my drive was his fancy sports car,
Instead of a nightclub we headed for his favorite bar.
We had watered down beer instead of fine wine,
And bar snacks aren't my idea of a romatic way to dine.
When He finally took me home, He tried for a kiss.
I ducked just in time, it was sure a near miss!!!
This was the worst date ever, not two words were said,
I'd rather be alone at home, asleep in my bed.
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Re: Want Ad Date
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by a_bear on
Monday, 1st November 2004 @ 05:10:09 PM AEST
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| yeppers..the persion rug was on his head? lol. good write.. |
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Re: Want Ad Date
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by TedHuggableBare on
Tuesday, 2nd November 2004 @ 10:28:47 PM AEST
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| I thought that was so funny! I have gone out on a couple of dates through the internet. They all have been pleasant experiences, thank goodness. |
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Re: Want Ad Date
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by emystar on
Sunday, 7th November 2004 @ 04:28:48 AM AEST
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Sounds a bout right.
At least when we wake up alone we don't gotta look at anyones face in the mirror but our own.
Sleep much better without all the dumb ****.
luv, huggs, smiles,
emy
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