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I didn't make it
Contributed by
stonedraider23
on
Saturday, 13th November 2004 @ 06:51:09 PM in AEST
Topic:
oops
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I didn't make it
I woke up feeling the pain
Bad cramps
Morning craps
Wow don't happen much or often
At first I put it off
I didn't make it
I dozed off again hoping it'd pass
I woke again and it was worse
I knew then I wouldn't make it
Pressing harder makin me move a lil faster
I make it to the hallway and I just stand there
Wow it's gunna happen Im not gunna make it
I wait for it to hold off so I'll make it
It passes yes Im gunna make it
Oh no a few farts slip out
Oh no Im not gunna make it now
I take another step
A bigger fart slips
Darn it poopie goes everywhere
It starts to run down my leg
Very runny thats sad
I knew it
I did't make it
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Re: I didn't make it
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by ALineAboveTheStepBeneath on
Saturday, 13th November 2004 @ 07:54:17 PM AEST
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| I'm pretty sure the people here don't want to read about your little bathroom mishaps. |
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Re: I didn't make it
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by Stellar on
Saturday, 13th November 2004 @ 08:03:47 PM AEST
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Re: I didn't make it
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by Jenni_K on
Saturday, 13th November 2004 @ 08:46:24 PM AEST
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Well it did give me a laugh.....lmao
Sis says there's something called "Depends" and you can depend on it...
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Re: I didn't make it
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by savedbydeath on
Sunday, 14th November 2004 @ 05:03:04 PM AEST
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umm yeah thats a tad not cool,but hey whatever floats ur boat bud,i agree with the depends,yeah umm anyways sick but funny write,ttyl
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