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This Can't Be Love
Contributed by
MMISS
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Sunday, 5th December 2004 @ 10:58:32 PM in AEST
Topic:
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this can't be love
this cant be love, i'm not dizzy
im not on cloud nine
your not always on my mind
i dont cry all night when you're gone
dont miss you
im not lost with out you
nothing reminds me of you
dont get chills
dont get thrills
you're not my whole world
my life dont begin and end with you
not lonely without you
dont set my clock to think of you
if you left me i'd be ok
don't care of you have cheatin on your mind, day after day
my sun don't rise and fall with you
i actually did have a life before you
it didn't break my heart when you left me , many times
your love is not what matters
my emotions are not damaged because of you
this can't be love cause i didn't try to kill myself over you
i have goose bumps because it's cold outside
i get hot when i'm near you cause the ac is broke
can't wait til' you leave for work and hope you get a lot of overtime
believe it or not i hate washin those socks
i do care how much money you make
thank goodness i'm fixed
like it when you lust for the opposite sex
don't like to see you down with the flu, cause i sure don't wann'a have to take care of you
rather go shoppin than spend time with you
this can't be love cause i'm financially secure
if you were on fire i'd give you some gasoline
i'd pour salt on your cut if you were hurt
don't wanna' grow old with you, you're already ugly
i'd sell Your soul to be happy
i won't show up for funerals, mainly yours
if i had just enough money for a steak or keep your doctors appointment , i'd have a t-bone, medium well.
takin you for granted is my goal in life
doin you wrong is the top priority on my list
contrary to what you believe, i don't want you to stay home with me
it must not be love cause, my better half is "all of the beer"
my favorite song is , "i want you to leave so i won't be lonely."
my happiest memory of us , is the day before we met
i know it can't be love cause thinkin of you gives me diarrhea
a vacation for me is when you work 24 / 7
can't live with ya' and i will shoot ya'
it can't be love, if my idea of a hickey, is suckin' your blood dry
writin' you a letter means callin' my lawyer again
standin' by your side means, move, i can't get by
takin walks together means, you better pick up pace or i'll run over your butt
takin' a country drive means , take me home to my mama
or i'm gonna' jump out of this car
family reunions are inviting all my ex's to our home for the weekend
it must not be love
cause when you kiss me im thinkin' i gotta' finish that crossword puzzle befor friday to win that $2.56
my idea of a romantic evening with you, is blowin' out the candles and drinkin' a beer, then takin' two sleepin' pills
a pefect way for me to show you how i feel , is pack up your suitcase on your birthday
for our anniversary, you made sure we were fussin and fightin' that whole day
i believe therapy is for people who want to stay together
a night out on the town means, watchin a movie then fussin all the way back home
wining and dining means, cryin cause supper burnt again, but then we had to eat somethin
if you asked me for a divorce, i'd say, iv'e been waiting for you to pop the question for a long time
goin to your place of worship means, passin out your business cards at work
a picnic to you means collecting checks owed to you then makin a deposit
can this be love?
i really don't think so
Copyright ©
MMISS
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2004-12-05 22:58:32]
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Re: This Can't Be Love
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by Pepper on
Monday, 6th December 2004 @ 12:32:29 PM AEST
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| Wow! That's one way to put it...lol.Great write. |
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