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Santa Moved South
Contributed by
LadyAnnde
on
Monday, 2nd December 2002 @ 08:00:00 AM in AEST
Topic:
Holiday Poetry
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Don't blink your eyes
You can believe what you see
Santa orders toys online from his PC !
So now the elves are all unemployeed
With no where to go
Cause Santa & his Mrs. moved South
Where there's never any snow !
Santa's cozy cottage at the North Pole
Was left totally abandoned
With just a few mice running to & fro
Now why would they do that ?
Cause Santa & his Mrs. bought a Condo !
And as for the eight reiendeer ?
Sad to say, Nobody knows
But this is a fact, I know it to be true
Santa sold his sleigh at auction
With not an ounce of hesitation,
nor a bit of caution.
Oh remember Rudolph's pride & glee
On that terrible foggy Christmas eve
His shiny red nose led the way
Now the poor little fellow
Flies about aimlessly, both night & day.
Mrs. Claus baking candy & treats ?
No way! Not so!
Spends every day at the beach
in her teeny bikini.
Humor has it, she's a site to see !
Ya know, Santa might get jealous,
So let's keep this between you & me !
Though it may not be the same
As when you & I were young
Don't let it get you down
Cause for now,Santa & the Mrs
Are still taking care of business.
Some advice & a bit of good news
Come this Christmas Eve
You can keep your fireplace burning
And as for the milk & cookies ?
You can just forget that too !
But I do suggest you keep some on hand
For the mail lady & UPS man
They are the ones making Santa's deliveries
As far a I know that is the plan.
Well, Seems safe to say
Santa is nearing retirement
And what about the reindeer & elves :-( ??
Aww... Just forget I mentioned any of this.
Go ahead and
HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS !
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LadyAnnde
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2002-12-02 08:00:00]
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Re: Santa Moved South
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by LOWMAN613 on
Monday, 2nd December 2002 @ 09:31:22 AM AEST
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| You have a nice hoilday too! Great write,I really enjoyed this.Christina |
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