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How Saved my Life
Contributed by
dtborchert
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Wednesday, 9th February 2005 @ 04:47:08 PM in AEST
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I was using the loo
When I heard breaking glass,
Well wouldnt you know it,
Im here on my ***.
I sat there real quiet,
And struggled to hear,
I quivered and shivered,
In absolute fear.
What if they found me,
With my pants round my feet,
Will they be friendly,
Or am I dead meat?
Their footsteps came close,
Right near the door,
I heard someone coughing,
And one of them swore.
One of them gagged,
What in the hell.
Has something died-
What is that smell?
It seems my ****
Had them running scared.
And the foul smell
Had left them impaired.
I pulled up my pants,
For now was my chance.
I rolled up my newspaper,
And made my advance.
There in the dark,
I was a formidable sight
They screamed like two girls,
And ran into the night.
So my life was spared,
Because I emit
An awful foul odor,
When I sit and ****.
Copyright ©
dtborchert
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2005-02-09 16:47:08]
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Re: How Saved my Life
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by GingerB on
Wednesday, 9th February 2005 @ 05:04:09 PM AEST
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LMAO!! I needed to read something like this today.
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Re: How Saved my Life
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by fielding88 on
Wednesday, 9th February 2005 @ 05:25:04 PM AEST
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| lol talk about amazing inspiration for a poem. The name alone pulled me in lol and the poem took care of the rest. You have a gud sense of humor, lol keep it up |
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Re: How Saved my Life
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by deadheadpoet on
Wednesday, 9th February 2005 @ 05:40:52 PM AEST
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| Much better than some of the other sh*t I've read on this site. Hee Hee. This was really freaking funny. I was trying to picture the whole scene. lol Funny sh*t. Much peace to you. |
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Re: How Saved my Life
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by waos on
Wednesday, 9th February 2005 @ 06:06:33 PM AEST
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lol - huge lol
~waos/kara |
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Re: How Saved my Life
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by Spazzo on
Saturday, 12th February 2005 @ 04:00:54 PM AEST
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LOL. Nice!
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Re: How Saved my Life
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by Former_Member on
Thursday, 21st April 2005 @ 05:26:09 AM AEST
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OOh you smelly cow! hee hee did naughty Tena get deleted for swearing? I loved this!
Johnny. |
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Re: How Saved my Life
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by inoc on
Thursday, 21st April 2005 @ 05:57:33 AM AEST
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I read this aloud to my son and he cackled all the way through it ...I had to keep reading it over and over again....
thanks for the laughs....
cheers!~ |
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Re: How Saved my Life
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by blowfish_jane on
Thursday, 21st April 2005 @ 06:07:34 AM AEST
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PMSL!!!!! Tena you're insane, i loved this funny smelly poem of yours.
Jane |
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