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Fairytales Exposed 4: LIttle Red and the Feds
Contributed by
dtborchert
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Wednesday, 16th February 2005 @ 04:21:38 PM in AEST
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Sweet little Red,
In her cape and hood,
Set off for grandmas
Deep in the woods.
Grandma was a front,
For an enterprising bunch.
Lets just say their product,
May cause you to munch.
Those were no girl scouts,
Selling fresh brownies,
This group was wanted,
In at least 2 dozen counties.
Red was in deep,
She was seriously misled.
And she didnt know,
She was in over her head.
One day she was dealing,
And got tailed by the cops.
They gave her two options,
Now shes in on the ops.
Juvies no place
For a sweet little Red,
So she listened real hard,
And did just what they said.
She gave em a signal,
and they took down the slime,
In exchange for her help,
She didnt do time.
Bu they reneged on the deal,
Since she did so well.
She must work for the feds,
Or theyd send her to jail.
Now she has no choice,
Shes the Feds little toy,
This storys a warning- keep it in mind
She aint your average delivery boy.
Copyright ©
dtborchert
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2005-02-16 16:21:38]
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Re: Fairytales Exposed 4: LIttle Red and the Feds
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by Flipped_out on
Friday, 18th February 2005 @ 03:59:53 AM AEST
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Oh cool this was excellent...couldnt help reading it in a do si do , country kinda way...really worked ..brilliant
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Re: Fairytales Exposed 4: LIttle Red and the Feds
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 18th March 2005 @ 12:25:44 PM AEST
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omg! the good old U.S of A has changed since they kicked (or tried to, can't remember which?) Charlie Chaplin out for being a communist sympathizer!
In those days it was reds under the bed...
Now...
It's reds in the feds!
Nice one!
Johnny. |
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Re: Fairytales Exposed 4: LIttle Red and the Feds
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by blowfish_jane on
Wednesday, 20th April 2005 @ 07:42:44 AM AEST
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Tena, this is so unfair no one bloody told me you're a member here too.
This was really good
Janey |
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Re: Fairytales Exposed 4: LIttle Red and the Feds
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by justme03 on
Thursday, 1st September 2005 @ 08:16:56 PM AEST
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WOO WOO! omg i cant stop laughing
im glad i wasnt drinking nething just now for surly it would have came out my nose
this is so cleaver and ABSOLUTLY hilarious |
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Re: Fairytales Exposed 4: LIttle Red and the Feds
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by Jenni_K on
Monday, 16th January 2006 @ 10:46:50 PM AEST
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Wow... I am so glad I started reading your work. You are so good with these hilarious poems....and I need the smiles... Thank you so much..
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