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Leprechaun 1545615 (Police Report)
Contributed by
mckayla
on
Thursday, 17th March 2005 @ 12:52:26 AM in AEST
Topic:
Holiday Poetry
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Lucky little leprechaun
dancin round the clover field
Pot of gold at the end of the rainbows gone
how much did he steal?
Lucky little leprechaun pocket full of gold
pants are sagging to his knees
his buttocks getting cold
cinches his belt to hold them up
as gold spills everywhere
Lucky little leprechaun
should have had tighter pants
and maybe some underwear
Lucky little leprechaun
picks up what he can
sticks it in his shoe
and off to his mushroom home he ran
Falling on to his greedy face
lucky little leprechaun
Couldnt keep his pace
Lucky little leprechaun
laying in the gold
looks up from the ground
where his luck began to unfold
a little lepre cop stood gazing down on him
he new now his time had come
and his lucky days were slim
unlucky little leprechaun
stared back in disbelief
knowing that his luck was gone
he surrendered to the lepre chief
Unlucky little leprechaun
whisked off in the paddy wagon
looks down to his little green pants
that were no longer saggin
as a thought of things he would have done
go racing through his head
and all of the things he could have done
Unlucky little leprechaun should have stayed in bed!
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mckayla
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2005-03-17 00:52:26]
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Re: Leprechaun 1545615 (Police Report)
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Thursday, 17th March 2005 @ 12:58:36 AM AEST
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| brilliantly niffty. I love the idea around this, it's just brilliant! |
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