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These Are the Things
Contributed by
freckle
on
Tuesday, 24th May 2005 @ 05:48:16 PM in AEST
Topic:
oops
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"These Are the Things"
(1999 by dB)
Jewish bagel
With cream cheese and lox
If this food aint kosher
Were gonna throw rocks
At the baker
Meet his Old Testament maker.
bridge:) I know it must seem kinda weird
To grow up and not trim the edge of your beard.
chorus:) These are the things that make life
worth living.
Asian culture
Martial arts
A guy like Bruce Lee
With a case of the farts
And it smells
Like a toilet in hell.
bridge:) But its nothing you want to laugh about
Cause this guy could rip your beating heart out.
chorus:) These are the things that make life
worth living.
Italian sausage
With peppers or none
Its not quite right
Without a bun, hon
And some ketchup
Maybe a little mustard.
bridge:) I may be an immigrant, but this is true
If it wasnt for pizza, I wouldnt like you.
chorus:) These are the things that make life
worth living.
German Nazis
With skin on their head
Id be more proud
With a neck that was red
And a pickup
With a dog in the back.
bridge:) I may be irreverent, but this much is
clear
You look like angry, combat boot-wearing queers.
chorus:) These are the things that make life
worth living.
Honky hookup
American handyman
You wouldnt have to fix it
If it was made in Japan
Instead of here
By guys who drink too much beer.
bridge:) But if you dare ask them just whats
what
Theyll show off a gut or the crack of their
butt.
chorus:) These are the things that make life
worth living (repeat) ...
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freckle
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2005-05-24 17:48:16]
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Re: These Are the Things
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by Essentially9 on
Wednesday, 1st June 2005 @ 08:46:28 PM AEST
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