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Mason Hung Presents A Crazy Dream
Contributed by
MasonHung
on
Friday, 3rd June 2005 @ 07:57:20 PM in AEST
Topic:
fictional
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Late last night I fell asleep and had this crazy dream
That Larry King was harassing me through my T.V. screen
He told me Oprah Winfrey secretly planned to break my balls
and that George Bush was a spineless crook who had no balls at all
I tried not to listen so I took off for the door
but tripped over a bag of x and fell down on the floor
I broke my nose split my lip started drifting off
The stars appeared I saw a light then slipped off into shock
Barely breathing, Oprah came, she gave me mouth to mouth
Then picked me up with a mother's love and laid me on the couch
A few minutes pass, the doorbell rang, I turned around to see
and there was George Bush standing with a bag of weed
He smoked me out, got me drunk, then kicked me out my crib
I'm driving drunk, wrecked my truck and killed some little kid
I ditched the truck, fled the scene and ran back to the house
Cut George Bush across his throat and left holes in Oprah's mouth
To top it off, on the run, with nowhere else to go
Larry King came on T.V. and said,"I told you so."
Dam Now That's A Crazy Dream
Written By Mason Hung
Copyright ©
MasonHung
... [
2005-06-03 19:57:20]
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Re: Mason Hung Presents A Crazy Dream
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by Former_Member on
Thursday, 15th December 2005 @ 07:39:41 PM AEST
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i enjoyed reading this.
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Re: Mason Hung Presents A Crazy Dream
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by Former_Member on
Thursday, 20th April 2006 @ 12:41:13 AM AEST
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There's poetry, then there's poetry, and then there is this. This is Remarkably Horrible. I'd rather shave myself with a dull butterknife than read anything else authored by you.
ONE MORE TIME PLEASE STOP WRITING!!!
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