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What me Sheila means t' me.

Contributed by twinkletoes on Monday, 23rd February 2004 @ 08:01:25 PM in AEST
Topic: StoryPoetry



Now, my sheila means the world to me
she always brings me a can or three.

I met her at a dance one summer night
it was just after I had a fight.

While she mended me bloodied hands
I looked down her top and made me plans.

She looked alright yeah, had the right bits
had a really gorgeous set of...shoes.

We went on dates, to the pub of course
Listened to AC DC, and bet on a horse.

And I love me shelia she's more precious than platinum
and if me mates make a move on 'er then I'd flatten 'em.

And drink struth! She's knock back a string
one morn' I woke wearin' a ring!

Now dont get me wrong I like wearin' jewellery,
but in me nipple? She saw me fury!

All the lovey, dovey, sorry things she said
messed up me normally level ol' head.

I hit the track and waltzed me matilda
but eventually came to miss'a.

Went back upon me bended knees
and asked for her forgivness please.

These days piercing has the better of me
rings and bars makes me feel young and free.

Love is eternal, love is blind and bliss
But gee, a ring there makes it hard to...wee.


















Copyright © twinkletoes ... [ 2004-02-23 20:01:25]
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Re: What me Sheila means t' me. (User Rating: 1 )
by kori31 on Monday, 23rd February 2004 @ 09:50:50 PM AEST
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Great! Funny as hell!!!


Re: What me Sheila means t' me. (User Rating: 1 )
by Rakerman1999 on Tuesday, 24th February 2004 @ 08:41:30 AM AEST
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lmao...I loved it!! Thanks for a morning laugh :o)

well done

Larry


Re: What me Sheila means t' me. (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Thursday, 4th March 2004 @ 06:41:35 PM AEST
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comic genius!

wildejohnny.




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