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Array ( [sid] => 113731 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => LAND OF KNOTS [time] => 2006-01-24 22:28:17 [hometext] => Please forgive me.......When I get the slightest bit bored........this is what happens!**smiles* [bodytext] => LAND OF KNOTS

Amidst worldwide troubles,
and frightening news
I find an escape in the
Land of Knots.
Come with me please, try to
imagine with ease,....



The Golden Gate Bridge knotted
in the middle.......
Crushed steel, mangled metal!



Smoker's who don't want to.....stop automatically
Cigarettes when lit-- knot up and then they agree!



Dieters in the Land Of Knots can't drink soft drinks.....
Sugarless elbows lock, and wrists remain in kinks!



Skyscrapers in New York City never remain Skyscrapers...
One knot reduces height--office workers dizzy creatures!



Pink Flamingo's neck's are shortened considerably
Pink knots to symbolze breast cancer--a thing without beauty!



All the zoos have giraffes with low blood pressure
Also Knotted Necks help them get up and down better.



I was so excited to see how knots can remedy any ailment
I wanted to write it all down, but their pencils
are not knot absent.......Huh?



Even the songs in the Land of Knots must be changed.......
"Somewhere Over the Knotted Rainbow" is a bit short ranged!



Tall arches everywhere stand taller, knots reduce falls....
Revenue getter, tourist attraction--their site enthralls.,



Ahhhhhhhh...but where can you find a tree with so much beauty?
A knotted palm maintaining it's balance even though bulky!

@&@&@&@&@&@&@&@&@&@&@&@&@&@

Now wasn't that enjoyable visiting The Land Of Knots
with all it's different Knots?
Reduces stress, unties your knots, and while visiting
ties you in knots!
Taking a tour of The Land of Knots always
reduces unpleasant thoughts!

A Knotty Creation



Remember always fly high.....
"Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly;
devils fall because of their gravity."

G. K. Chesterton:

*No Knot Smiles*











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LAND OF KNOTS

Contributed by Lovingcritters on Tuesday, 24th January 2006 @ 10:28:17 PM in AEST
Topic: happypoetry



LAND OF KNOTS

Amidst worldwide troubles,
and frightening news
I find an escape in the
Land of Knots.
Come with me please, try to
imagine with ease,....



The Golden Gate Bridge knotted
in the middle.......
Crushed steel, mangled metal!



Smoker's who don't want to.....stop automatically
Cigarettes when lit-- knot up and then they agree!



Dieters in the Land Of Knots can't drink soft drinks.....
Sugarless elbows lock, and wrists remain in kinks!



Skyscrapers in New York City never remain Skyscrapers...
One knot reduces height--office workers dizzy creatures!



Pink Flamingo's neck's are shortened considerably
Pink knots to symbolze breast cancer--a thing without beauty!



All the zoos have giraffes with low blood pressure
Also Knotted Necks help them get up and down better.



I was so excited to see how knots can remedy any ailment
I wanted to write it all down, but their pencils
are not knot absent.......Huh?



Even the songs in the Land of Knots must be changed.......
"Somewhere Over the Knotted Rainbow" is a bit short ranged!



Tall arches everywhere stand taller, knots reduce falls....
Revenue getter, tourist attraction--their site enthralls.,



Ahhhhhhhh...but where can you find a tree with so much beauty?
A knotted palm maintaining it's balance even though bulky!

@&@&@&@&@&@&@&@&@&@&@&@&@&@

Now wasn't that enjoyable visiting The Land Of Knots
with all it's different Knots?
Reduces stress, unties your knots, and while visiting
ties you in knots!
Taking a tour of The Land of Knots always
reduces unpleasant thoughts!

A Knotty Creation



Remember always fly high.....
"Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly;
devils fall because of their gravity."

G. K. Chesterton:

*No Knot Smiles*















Copyright © Lovingcritters ... [ 2006-01-24 22:28:17]
(Date/Time posted on site)





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Re: LAND OF KNOTS (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Tuesday, 24th January 2006 @ 10:30:52 PM AEST
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Wow. I liked it, poor animals though lol. That wasnt in their genes hello, lol. Um, this poem was truely amazing, I liked it. SLipSiX.


Re: LAND OF KNOTS (User Rating: 1 )
by shelby on Tuesday, 24th January 2006 @ 10:37:12 PM AEST
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Conni I needed the smile I like it when you get bored. This is wonderful
Hugs
Michelle


Re: LAND OF KNOTS (User Rating: 1 )
by LOWMAN613 on Tuesday, 24th January 2006 @ 10:37:36 PM AEST
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LOL I need these kind of Cigs maybe I'd quit! Loved it! Christina


Re: LAND OF KNOTS (User Rating: 1 )
by MorningDove on Wednesday, 25th January 2006 @ 12:38:37 AM AEST
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I do think we need to find you a new hobby to keep you busy when you get bored or we will all be knotted up, lol. This is absolutely hilarious and the imagery is just too too funny.
I do rather love that knotted rainbow though!

Love,
L Sis


Re: LAND OF KNOTS (User Rating: 1 )
by Eternal_Dreamer on Wednesday, 25th January 2006 @ 01:12:22 AM AEST
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Oh my dear sweet Mom ConSue. I never ever tire from reading ur sensational and brilliantly penned writes. You can always place a smile on my face. The imagery and flow are absolutely superb. Thanks so much for sharing with us ur wonderful work. Delightful as always.
*warm love n hugs*
~*sue*~


Re: LAND OF KNOTS (User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on Wednesday, 25th January 2006 @ 01:34:05 AM AEST
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Well mum,
don't know where u got all the knots but this is a knotty masterpeice that kepp me laughing from the first knot to the last.
luv, hugg, big smiles,
yobrat,
emy


Re: LAND OF KNOTS (User Rating: 1 )
by Jenni_K on Wednesday, 25th January 2006 @ 06:03:22 AM AEST
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Lol....We forgive you, Connie... As a matter of fact...you can get bored as often as possible.. Just as long as you promise to keep this up..
Loved the write and the pics..
Hugs
Jenni


Re: LAND OF KNOTS (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Wednesday, 25th January 2006 @ 12:16:02 PM AEST
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WOW! what a lovely poem.


Re: LAND OF KNOTS (User Rating: 1 )
by brew on Friday, 27th January 2006 @ 10:43:46 PM AEST
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Loved it..............You arent bored , Just creative,,,,,,,,,,,,,tell me how MANY came up with something, like this?! Um.....No one.~ Its wonderful, and yes, humourous.~ A;ways a GREAT pleasure to READ anything YOU write, and Post.

Hugs to you Consue,

Brew~


Re: LAND OF KNOTS (User Rating: 1 )
by Spazzo on Tuesday, 31st January 2006 @ 01:55:54 PM AEST
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Awww this is a lovely sweet poem.

Take care.

Scott


Re: LAND OF KNOTS (User Rating: 1 )
by Hurretje on Sunday, 26th February 2006 @ 01:34:19 AM AEST
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Hello Connie Sue,
A dutch saying is:
'met jezelf in de knoop zitten'
which litterally translated in english is as much as:
'to be knotted (with oneself)'.
It means that people have an inner problem that they can only solve with the largest possible extent of trouble...
Knots definitely have a negative meaning in the Netherlands, but smehow you have succeeded in showing the positive site of the knot:-))!
I really like all of your works. They're funny, outstanding and they make people reconsider, think, laugh and thingk again, and that's what poetry should do.
Thanks for sharing.
Big hugs,
Hur




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