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Real Bears Aren't Like Winnie the Pooh
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Monday, 7th January 2019 @ 05:47:13 PM in AEST
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I learned the hard way that real bears aren/'/t like Winnie the Pooh.
I decided to pet one and I soon learned it was a stupid thing to do.
When I tried to pet him, he bit off my hand.
I can no longer drive a taxi so I was canned.
I thought that all bears were like Winnie the Pooh, kind and gentle.
When my wife learned that I lost my hand and job, she went mental.
My wife used to be understanding and sweet, we used to laugh and cuddle.
As she walked out the door, I kicked her in the butt and she landed in a mud puddle.
She didn/'/t want a man with no job and no hand so she decided to leave.
But getting a swift kick in the butt wasn/'/t something she expected to receive.
If you/'/ve seen Child/'/s Play, you/'/ll understand that my wife has the temper of Chucky.
Losing my hand and job caused me to lose that witch so I guess that I/'/m pretty lucky.
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Re: Real Bears Aren't Like Winnie the Pooh
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by ingeniusidiot on
Wednesday, 9th January 2019 @ 12:05:37 PM AEST
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The last half of your piece took an unexpected twist had me laughing at work to the point people were asking me what was going on. Thank you I needed a good laugh this morning. Sadly women don/'/t leave that easily, lol.
They are rather resilient and don/'/t leave without a fight.
Great piece my friend and thank you for sharing
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Re: Real Bears Aren't Like Winnie the Pooh
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by RICHARD_CAMPBELL on
Thursday, 10th January 2019 @ 03:33:56 PM AEST
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well, well Winnie the pooh really got you. twice over.
keep looking up bro.i like this poem. |
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