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I Can't Read or Write
Contributed by
randyjohnson
on
Monday, 21st January 2019 @ 04:02:01 PM in AEST
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I didn/'/t get much schooling so I can/'/t read or write.
Many people don/'/t understand my situation and plight.
I thought I was buying sugar but I bought salt.
My cake made people puke and it was my fault.
When I drive, I can/'/t read stop signs so I always crash.
Over thirty people have sued because of whiplash.
When I was seven, Dad wouldn/'/t let me go to school anymore.
When a person can/'/t read or write, it closes so many doors.
I can count to ten but I have to use my fingers and thumbs.
And if you actually believe I can/'/t read or write after reading this poem, you are dumb.
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Re: I Can't Read or Write
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by Deidra_Carmichael on
Wednesday, 23rd January 2019 @ 01:19:34 PM AEST
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Humorous and convincing until the closing line (I had a good laugh when I got to it). Makes me think of Forrest Gump after taking literacy classes. Great work. Be blessed,
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