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Andy Taylor and Barney Fife Become Criminals
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Sunday, 3rd February 2019 @ 03:31:25 PM in AEST
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One day Barney Fife was practicing his quick draw.
He accidentally shot Thelma Lou, he broke the law.
Andy had no choice but to put Barney in jail.
But Andy let Barney out when he said he had some marijuana to sell.
Barney offered Andy a fifty-fifty deal.
But Andy wanted it all, he decided to steal.
He shot poor Barney and dumped his body in Myers Lake.
Andy became furious when he learned the marijuana was fake.
The crop of marijuana turned out to be oregano.
Andy was arrested and jail was where he had to go.
Andy will be pounding rocks for the rest of his days.
The Sheriff soon learned that crime doesn/'/t pay.
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randyjohnson
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2019-02-03 15:31:25]
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Re: Andy Taylor and Barney Fife Become Criminals
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by Deidra_Carmichael on
Sunday, 3rd February 2019 @ 11:59:16 PM AEST
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“Oh wow” was the expression that first came to mind. I got a good laugh as an andy griffith fan. Take care and God bless,
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Re: Andy Taylor and Barney Fife Become Criminals
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by Jecks on
Monday, 4th February 2019 @ 02:52:11 PM AEST
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| Yipes! I think you just pulled that lovely old show up into modern times. Wondering what the sequel would be like... |
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