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God Is Cracking Down
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Saturday, 16th March 2019 @ 05:01:28 PM in AEST
Topic:
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I broke one of God/'/s Commandments when I stole an extension cord.
I was struck by a bolt of lightning because I angered The Lord.
God is cracking down on those who break his Ten Commandments.
You/'/d better listen to what I/'/m saying because I/'/m making a lot of sense.
When I chose to be a used car salesman, it wasn/'/t a decision that was wise.
God struck me with leprosy because it/'/s my job to constantly tell lies.
I haven/'/t broken just a few of God/'/s Commandments, I/'/ve broken all ten.
God is cracking down, he is making me pay for each and every sin.
Because I/'/ve become a leper, I can/'/t get a date with a woman on any night.
When women see me, they wet themselves and start running because of fright.
I have this advice for you, God/'/s Ten Commandments are what you must obey.
God is cracking down, if you break any of his Commandments, you will pay.
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Re: God Is Cracking Down
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by Jecks on
Monday, 18th March 2019 @ 01:25:53 PM AEST
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| Ooopps by writing something fictional, does that mean you just broke another one??? :) |
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