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Skid Marked Panties # 2

Contributed by MickeyPigKnuckles on Monday, 27th September 2004 @ 12:19:28 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry













Just to see you smile





Smiling Yet????


NO

Ok just take a look below
















NOW YOU'RE SMILING!!!!!!!!!!!!




SultryRose's Signatures



" Skid Marked Panties # 2 "

Just a few words here jotted down
To make you smile and erase a frown
I write words down as they come to mind
Most are nice some naughty and some unkind

I am just a poet armed with a pen
I don't always know where I'll begin
I have many re-writes again and again
Trying to touch you deeply and make you grin

So sit back enjoy and let's get started
This poem is about My Girl that farted
It seems that some of the things she eats
Cause these rippers and bodily repeats

There is chicken, eggs, tuna, and beans
Cheese Danish, onion rings, and other things
I have noticed that when she eats a lot
Her body soon begins to fart

Sometimes soft and delicate, sometimes loud
I think sometimes she is proud
So even though my girl is dainty
She still creates some Skid Marked Panties!!!!!



By James L. McHenry

Copyright ©2002 James L. McHenry

Copyright ©2002 By Mickey Pig Knuckles

© 2002 Mickey Pig Knuckles (All rights reserved)




Copyright © MickeyPigKnuckles ... [ 2004-09-27 00:19:28]
(Date/Time posted on site)





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Re: Skid Marked Panties # 2 (User Rating: 1 )
by Bohemian_with_a_pen on Monday, 27th September 2004 @ 12:24:49 AM AEST
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Oh this is precious! it sure made me laugh!!!!! great work!


Re: Skid Marked Panties # 2 (User Rating: 1 )
by inoc on Monday, 27th September 2004 @ 12:54:45 AM AEST
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that style..
I love it with a grin
I could read your poems
for quite awhile!

cheers!~


Re: Skid Marked Panties # 2 (User Rating: 1 )
by SocialMisfit on Monday, 27th September 2004 @ 01:09:29 AM AEST
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HA!!! thats funny i loved it!!!!

SM


Re: Skid Marked Panties # 2 (User Rating: 1 )
by pixie on Monday, 27th September 2004 @ 08:05:24 AM AEST
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pmsl, that was friggin hilarious lolol

great write,

pixie xx


Re: Skid Marked Panties # 2 (User Rating: 1 )
by Kindredblood_dragon on Monday, 27th September 2004 @ 08:41:58 AM AEST
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heh a smelly write an oderous laugh, of gasous preportions, heh your poems, always give the smile I need, cheers for that.


Re: Skid Marked Panties # 2 (User Rating: 1 )
by Cynthia on Monday, 27th September 2004 @ 11:19:06 AM AEST
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Hahahahaha Made me smile. Great job. *S* Cynthia


Re: Skid Marked Panties # 2 (User Rating: 1 )
by ladyfawn on Monday, 27th September 2004 @ 07:35:19 PM AEST
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oh brother! lol, hugs n' love nessa

@->>->:-



Re: Skid Marked Panties # 2 (User Rating: 1 )
by tractorbabe on Monday, 27th September 2004 @ 10:22:04 PM AEST
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lol ...thats great its very funny




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