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Clone Wars

Contributed by hauntedscorp on Wednesday, 18th May 2016 @ 11:17:55 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

Hey there Ken and Insta Doll,
It`s me-
Miss Repeat Verbal Tearer

Try to mimic my cat call
A chronic oversharer

On that mountain standing tall
High stakes-
Rhyme loving, truth purveyor

Tail alert for sudden fall,
No surprise- you`re a sprayer

On my inaugural ball-
Gall stoned,
Navy SEAL sailing swearer

Broken, but you`d better crawl
You will need a pallbearer.

Copyright © hauntedscorp ... [ 2016-05-18 11:17:55]
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Re: Clone Wars (User Rating: 1 )
by JamesStockdale on Wednesday, 18th May 2016 @ 12:22:45 PM AEST
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lol...... wonderful
You got all gangsta with us...........
Enjoyed this!


Re: Clone Wars (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Wednesday, 18th May 2016 @ 02:05:56 PM AEST
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Not really sure why something humorous should end with a pallbearer, but braggadocio ain/'/t my style. I don /'/t even know what it is. It/'/s me, Ken. I/'/ve told Insta Doll to go get a coffee, I need a word with you. Tried to mimick a cat once, late at night. Got a bb shot up my arse. Yep, got gallstones.

Re: Clone Wars (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Thursday, 19th May 2016 @ 11:44:58 AM AEST
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Uh, you/'/re gonna hate me...I don/'/t get it. :(

But....I do like the smooth rhythm and flow.

Re: Clone Wars (User Rating: 1 )
by ladyfawn on Tuesday, 24th May 2016 @ 10:40:57 PM AEST
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i feel like im at a poetry slam, brilliant!

hugs n love nessa

Re: Clone Wars (User Rating: 1 )
by Puppy_dog_eyes on Saturday, 25th June 2016 @ 03:22:18 AM AEST
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I do hope you adopted the rap pose to go with it while you were writing.
Baseball cap turned round...........respect!!
Nice work.


Re: Clone Wars (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Wednesday, 26th August 2020 @ 09:31:49 AM AEST
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******* perfect rhythm!!!

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