There were five people on a plane that was just about to crash but only four parachutes.
The first passenger, Hilary Clinton said: "I am the wife of the former president of the united states and may be president in the future, therfore i cannot die." She grabbed the first parachute and jumped off the plane.
The second passenger, David Beckham, said "I am the greatest footballer in the world and cannot let my fans down by dying." So he grabbed the second parachute and jumped off the plane.
The third passenger was George Bush and he said: "I am the President of the United States of America. I may be the smartest president that the US has ever seen, therefore i cannot let my people down by dying." So he grabbed a pack and jumped off the plane.
Now there were two people left on the plane. The Pope and a young school boy. The Pope said: "I have lived a long, good life as the pope should. Therefore, i shall leave the last parachute to you."
To this is little boy said. "Fear not old man, there is a parachute for each of us. The smartest president of the United States took my school bag!"
Membership: Latest: maluku Today: 0 Yesterday: 0 Overall: 22988 Currently Onsite: Guests: 24 Members: 704 Total: 728 Premium Members Online:
Please support these Members, as they help keep this site
alive for you!
While every care is taken to ensure the general sites content is family safe, our moderators cannot be in all
places; all the time. Please report poetry and or comments that are in breach of our site rules HERE (Please include poem title or url).
Parents also please ensure that you supervise your children well when they are on the internet; regardless of
what a site says about being, or being considered, child-safe.
Opinions expressed in the poetry, comments, forums etc. on this site are not necessarily those of this site, its
owners and/or operators; but of the individuals who post items to this site. Frequently Asked Questions | | | Privacy Policy | | | Contact
Webmaster
Menu
· 
Poetry
Community
Members
Areas
Reference
Search
Top
Others
Print this joke
Send the joke
Site
Visitors
Unread: 5
Currently Onsite: 
Premium Members Online:
Latest
Forum Posts