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Truths
Contributed by
softerware
on
Sunday, 20th September 2020 @ 04:37:27 AM in AEST
Topic:
Lifepoems
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A donkey sinks in quicksand,
but a mule will float all day.
No one knows the reason,
and the mule I hear, won’t say.
Half of all bank robberies
are on Friday, records show.
Surely we can find another
day that we can go!
The postal service disallowed
mailing people since
a 4-year old was mailed cross country
for just 53 cents.
Here’s a useless factoid
that right-handed folks can brandish.
The Boston Strangler, Jack the Ripper
and Bin Ladin were left handish!
Keep it light, because you’ll see
the darker that your drink is
the worse your hangover will be.
We don’t know what the link is.
Ben and Jerrys solved temptation,
keeping theft away.
Everyone who works there
can take home 3 pints a day!
Don’t take your Samsung Galaxy
on an airline flight.
It’s a federal offense,
with jail time overnight.
Rats can fall five stories
without an injury,
or tread on water for 3 days,
apparently with ease.
Botox is expensive,
for our wrinkle’s worth.
So toxic that 4 grams could kill
all life on planet earth.
Sprite can break down ethanol,
it tastes good, and moreover,
it’s quite effective as a cure
for your next hang over.
This survey showed the average time
your secret’s safe with me.
Most women only keep one
for two days, apparently.
That finger with your wedding ring
is special from the start.
It’s the only finger
with a vein straight to your heart.
Wheaties are iron fortified
so much the flakes can be
lifted by a magnet—
this I gotta see!
There are at least six people
in the world who look like you.
And it’s extremely likely
you’ll meet one of them too!
If you’re 16 or older
there’s an 80 percent chance
that you’ve already met
your future spouse – viva, romance!
To compensate for smoker’s breaks
this Japanese company,
gives 6 more days vacation
to its non-smokers for free.
That little paper flag
on every Hershey’s kiss
is called a “Nigglywiggly”.
(Sounds like bait for fish).
A group of sheep is called a flock
according to sheep herders.
But if your wrangling cattle,
your herd is called a murder.
Honey never seems to spoil -
the water content’s why.
Mircoorganisms need
lots more moisture to survive.
Killer whales and cats they say
are the only ones,
regardless of their need for food,
that kill things just for fun.
Attention all new parents –
here is what’s in store!
Studies show those kids we love,
start lying at age four.
They wag when we are coming home –
amazing I would say.
Dogs can smell their owners
from eleven miles away.
(Just think how we must smell up close!
And they love us anyway).
Copyright ©
softerware
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2020-09-20 04:37:27]
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Re: Truths
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by Invierno on
Sunday, 20th September 2020 @ 09:36:29 PM AEST
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You are officially the undisputed Queen of Fun Facts! I/'/m serious as can be here; put all of those types of poems together and see about publishing them! They are fun to read, and the public these days needs small doses when it comes to actual reading. Perfect for the loo; a time to smile and learn. Don/'/t take offense; a coffee table would be perfect also. A fan.
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Re: Truths
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by unknown_utopia on
Monday, 21st September 2020 @ 03:40:17 AM AEST
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so many truths in this flow
killer whales and cats was the one that got me
facts facts facts
software 101..... |
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